Seriously, we need to invent a time machine and just take that guy out.
I have no facts to base my assumption on, but I am seriously serious when I think it must have been a guy that invented these stupid things and the idea that we girls can only look good – in them.
I hate them.
(Not really, just go with it for rant’s sake)
Let’s take the space your toes should take up, decrease it by 50%, make it pointy, squeeze your toes into that space like the Lotus Feet of the Chinese women, then increase the height of your heel so that all your weight is going into that tiny space.
That’s right, stay upright, move gracefully, and walk like you mean it. You own the place now that you’ve got your feet constricted, your center of balance off, and 1/4 cm of surface area to keep it together on.
Even better! Run in them. Oh yes, we look so good as we elegantly run after something while wearing the baubled, knotted, wrapped, spike heeled shoes of awesomeness!
He was a real bastard.
Best of all, if you’re going to wear them at school, while standing all day teaching young ones, feel free to get your feet stepped on by a running child while bound into these blasted things.
In case I didn’t mention it…… I got my toe broken today.
Heels can bite me.
And that dude, better be on his guard when I meet him in the afterlife!
But really I kind of like them, just not today.