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Whoever invented heels should be shot

08 Dec
Whoever invented heels should be shot

Seriously, we need to invent a time machine and just take that guy out.

I have no facts to base my assumption on, but I am seriously serious when I think it must have been a guy that invented these stupid things and the idea that we girls can only look good – in them.

I hate them.

(Not really, just go with it for rant’s sake)

Let’s take the space your toes should take up, decrease it by 50%, make it pointy, squeeze your toes into that space like the Lotus Feet of the Chinese women, then increase the height of your heel so that all your weight is going into that tiny space.

Totally logical.

Then,

Walk bitches.

That’s right, stay upright, move gracefully, and walk like you mean it.  You own the place now that you’ve got your feet constricted, your center of balance off, and 1/4 cm of surface area to keep it together on.

Even better!   Run in them.  Oh yes, we look so good as we elegantly run after something while wearing the baubled, knotted, wrapped, spike heeled shoes of awesomeness!

See!

He was a real bastard.

Best of all, if you’re going to wear them at school, while standing all day teaching young ones, feel free to get your feet stepped on by a running child while bound into these blasted things.

In case I didn’t mention it……  I got my toe broken today.

Heels can bite me.

And that dude, better be on his guard when I meet him in the afterlife!

 

But really I kind of like them, just not today.

 

 

 

 

 

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6 responses to “Whoever invented heels should be shot

  1. Our Life In 3D

    08/12/2014 at 19:29

    … permission to make a sexist remark?

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  2. Our Life In 3D

    08/12/2014 at 21:14

    If you wore those red shoes pictured you would not have to run at all but have all male’s attention,.. doing the things for you… 🙂 Yes, your toes might evolve into little balls of toes though…

    PS: IF you wear them to school…. sit on the desk most of the day….and all the male’s will do the things for you…

    Sorry you had a rough day. Did you really brake your toe?

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  3. H. E. Lexus

    09/12/2014 at 13:21

    All my heels fit well; High heels forever! 😉

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  4. Ms McKahsum

    09/12/2014 at 13:35

    Yes, and sadly the men don’t…. would be nice if it worked that way haha

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  5. Ms McKahsum

    09/12/2014 at 13:37

    Hi Lexus, i actually usually don’t mind them, it was really the toe breaking that unleashed the rant, which really came from a child running over my feet while in the high heels

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