I deserve a medal

11 Dec
I deserve a medal

Every time I step out of a hot shower on a winter day.





It takes herculean effort to turn off the tap and open the shower doors.

I fight it, oh do I fight it.

I will wash three times and justify missing a mm of space, in order to stay in that shower.

I don’t want to go out there….  It’s cold out there.

It’s so warm and wonderful in here.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; if I could wear warm running water as clothing I would.

calm shower











Obviously I would turn into a living prune and then all my skin would come off.  I mean if running water can create The Grand Canyon, well, I’m simply not as durable as metasedimentary rock…….

(   just in case you wanted to check out how durable I’m not)

But still.

I can dream.

Dream of a way to never leave the decadence of a toasty warm shower.

Dream of a way to feel the sensational delight without ever having to leave it.







Yep, I deserve a medal.

Someone should get me a medal.















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