Mama: I start my detox cleanse tomorrow.
Me: I’ll do it with you, why not? Couldn’t hurt me and it’ll help you.
Mama: Tonight I’m going to have a beer!
Me: Ooooooooooo BEER!
Add three minutes, one coffee, and a splash of Frangelico, recently discovered from hidden stash.
Captain: You remember the last time we used that Frangelico? 2011 to make chocolate cake shots!
Mama: Looks like I have to go buy some Citron.
Me: We don’t have to do shots just because I found this bottle.
Mama: It’s our last chance before we detox.
Captain: See, that’s why you need me! Before your detox, I’m here to help you toxify!