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Captain Unpredictable strikes again!

12 Nov

Conversation:

Mama: I start my detox cleanse tomorrow.

Me: I’ll do it with you, why not? Couldn’t hurt me and it’ll help you.

Mama: Tonight I’m going to have a beer!

Me: Ooooooooooo BEER!

Add three minutes, one coffee, and a splash of Frangelico, recently discovered from hidden stash.

Captain: You remember the last time we used that Frangelico? 2011 to make chocolate cake shots!

Mama: Looks like I have to go buy some Citron.

Me: We don’t have to do shots just because I found this bottle.

Mama: It’s our last chance before we detox.

Captain: See, that’s why you need me! Before your detox, I’m here to help you toxify!

 
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